whimsicalspecks: akitron: buttlarious: tumblr is boring today better go check tumblr #I literally get bored and close tumblr only to reopen tumblr
buttspectre: why would you want to be an offensive stereotype for Halloween when u can be this
tomas-vokoun said: !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!fhuidslgfruegskfgru@~!!!!!!!!ahhhhhahdsiuhf YES EXACTLY
HE JUST TEXTED ME OMG
thatonegirlbri: premoonaftermoon: Ryan Lochte is basically a real life version of this guy LANCE FISHMAN OMFG
sextingllamas: is it just me or is talking to your hairdresser the most uncomfortable thing in the world
ofuckme: sometimes i go through my blog pretending its not mine and admire it
nishlo: wtf is a spaghetti strap bitch u got noodles on yo shoulders
msynergy: Hearing what your voice sounds like recorded, and realizing that’s what everybody hears when you talk.
sam-i-am1124: wearesorryfortheinconvenience: wearesorryfortheinconvenience: my friend is CONVINCED he is the one who brought on post limit. a few years ago he was reblogging a single picture as fast as he could as many times as he could and then the server crashed and ever since then people started hitting a post limit its his fault we go through this if you where wondering this is the...
earthnation: earthnation: lol this dumbass moth is flying into my laptop screen lol u dumb moth IT FLEW UNDER MY FINGER WHILE I WAS TYPING IT JUST COMMITED SUICIDE IT PROBABLY READ THIS POST AND GOT SAD IM SO SORRY MOTH IM SORRY U DIED BY MY HAND R.I.P U WERE ONE CHILL MOTH
cutekings: today my friend told me tom cruises front tooth is in the middle of his face and i didnt believe him but
quazza: i am reminded that english is a flawed language every time I am forced to use “that that” in a sentence
so today was kind of weird. [[MORE]]i guess poking me is his way of being able to touch me and see me laugh? idk it’s kinda cute, though he blatantly said the words to me “i care about you” before i left, we hugged. twice. this time his head was like right next to mine it was so nice :3 and omg he noticed that i curled my hair like he said “you did something with your...
piercethesleepingcarlile: chxshire: i’m that friend that has to walk behind the others when the sidewalk doesn’t fit a group of three I think about this post a lot
onefitmodel: realising that we’re almost halfway through the year 2013 and i have literally achieved nothing
me: i'm so lonely
me: leave me alone
sheepishwoes: what the fuck did i just stumble across
jamesfrancgoaway: “just wait i’m gonna get hot eventually” - me when i’m 83 years old