(Source: rubyredwisp)


6 days ago with 1,615 notes
originally rubyredwisp
i-would-be-forever-by-your-side:

thehighwayphantom:

gingerbrownies:

Titanic conspiracy exposed



Head canon: Accepted

i-would-be-forever-by-your-side:

thehighwayphantom:

gingerbrownies:

Titanic conspiracy exposed

image

Head canon: Accepted

(Source: facebook.com)


6 days ago with 148,013 notes
originally gingerbrownies

lynzave:

today these kids were talking and being really rude during a test so I finally fulfilled my dream of telling them off by yelling “I AM FAILING THIS CLASS AND YOU DILDOS AREN’T HELPING MY SITUATION, LET ME TAKE MY TEST” and it went dead silent for like two seconds and one person snickered and the teacher said “don’t you dare laugh, she’s absolutely right”

I’ve never had a school official back me up after calling someone a dildo.


6 days ago with 237,878 notes
originally lynzave

me and bae having sex

bae: mmm yeah fuck me baby
me: put a quarter in the swear jar

6 days ago with 99,433 notes
originally babyhater
nagitok:

"what did this man do, officer?"
"he just… he just did everything”

nagitok:

"what did this man do, officer?"

"he just… he just did everything

(Source: hobnobbly)


6 days ago with 665,755 notes
originally hobnobbly
strigays:

strigays:

i apparently go to bird school which is for birds

gODDAMNIT this post always getS TINY FUCKING BURSTS OF notes when will the carnage stop

strigays:

strigays:

i apparently go to bird school
which is for birds

gODDAMNIT this post always getS TINY FUCKING BURSTS OF notes when will the carnage stop

(Source: purrinces)


6 days ago with 243,974 notes
originally purrinces

(Source: marriedwchildren)


6 days ago with 38,417 notes
originally marriedwchildren
jizzfrosti:

rainbow-ginger-butterfly:

Every time I get sad about my unwanted tattoo, I remember that at least I’m not Mr. Cool Ice here. 

You fucking wish you were him

jizzfrosti:

rainbow-ginger-butterfly:

Every time I get sad about my unwanted tattoo, I remember that at least I’m not Mr. Cool Ice here. 

You fucking wish you were him


6 days ago with 7,102 notes
originally rainbow-ginger-butterfly

calliestrider:

un-leash-ing:

egberts:

*goes to a party and awkwardly follows friend around the entire time*

*goes to a family reunion and awkwardly follows mom around the entire time*

*goes to hell and awkwardly follows satan the entire time*


6 days ago with 792,363 notes
originally egberts

virginitity:

how i seduce men

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6 days ago with 160,399 notes
originally virginitity
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